Flash Fiction 3

The evil ice cream cones like cookies, but they gave the skittles brain freeze. I hate smarties, so I tried to smash them, but they dodged my fist, and then they took over the kitchen. Anyways, the evil ice cream cones got eaten by James Bond, even when he's on vacation he still stops evil.
I'll never forget the day I met cookie, although I keep trying. Cookie was an evil mastermind, but then Spaceman Spiff lands on distant planet Zok, not  that that has anything to do with Cookie, it was on the news. Unfortunately, Peter the Tasmanian devil ate Cookie, and he was just about to tell me the secret to success.

Sneak peak for FF4: And then Bill Gates destroted it.

Flash Fiction 2

Flash Fiction 2 is finally up!

Blah blah blah, Canada dry, yada yada yada, he got up and started to dance.
The Tasmanian Devils got up and started to dance.
The chickens got up and started to dance.
The pigs were asleep but they dreamed of getting up and starting to dance.
The snakes had no legs, but they got up and started to dance anyways.
The humans were too lazy to get up and start to dance.

This one's sentence was, you guessed it, "got up and started to dance".

I will post next one once I get a comment on this post.
Sneak peak for next one:
I hate MnMs so I tried to smash them.

Happy 20/25th B-day! (with shifty-eyed mules)

Genetics, Las Vegas, and Pickled Pies

In language class yesterday, my teacher ended up talking about cat genetics and ultimately we got into gerbil genetics and tried to figure out  exactly what breed Felix* was.  (We actually already "knew"** that Felix  was a golden ardente) but when we used a Gerbil Color Calculator on the internet. It said that Felix and Fiona*** would have only agouti**** babies, but really Felix and Fiona had mostly black (spotted?) and just one agouti baby.

Now back to why we ended up talking about cat genetics in language class.
Well, we were learning about poems, and one of the narrative poems was about martians in calico gowns, at first some people thought "calico" in that content, meant cat with two colors and white.
Ultimately that got my teacher telling us that only female cats are calicos, then I told the class that that's because the males have one X and one Y chromosome, and the females have two X chromosomes, and the color gene is on the X chromosome, therefore females have two colors and white, and males have one color and white.

Now for the Las Vegas part, in another part of the poem, it said "the martians gamboled***** away" and gamboled sounds a lot like gambled.******

And the pickled pies part of the title is nonsensical and has nothing to do with this post.


* One of the class gerbils.

** Asumed.

***Felix's mate.

**** A cute breed of gerbils, then again, aren't they all cute?

***** Danced while having fun.

****** Haha you fell for it again!

Annoying Austin

The kid that sits next to me on the bus, Austin (as you may have figured out by the title) was really annoying on the bus today, at first he "mistook"* me for a new kid, when I showed him my wart on my left hand to prove it was me, which he teased me about that, and so did Marcus, the kid in the seat behind me, saying I had gerrbies** or something,
then when I told him I had a youtube account called frances7000, he said it was a stupid youtube account, and said I'd get 1000 000 000***, dislikes, and basically ruined my whole bus ride, yet strangly**** when everybody on the bus moved up closer to the front I still sat next to him.

* Annoyed me by calling me a new kid because I had a new green coat on.

** A disease Austin made up that's worse than rabies and occurs when someone has a wart on his left hand.

*** One billion.

**** Haha made you look!

VampDonanld's

At McDonald's, today (asuming you are reading this on Sunday, April 7, 2013), on the play area (yes, I still go on them) I saw a girl with a missing 2 front teeth, sharp teeth beside the place where her two front teeth would have been*, and she was holding on to the bars with her hands, and she was completely upside-down! And she was like, seven or so, while I, a ten year old boy, can only go 90º on the bar things, obviously she must either be a vampire or I'm not that strong for a ten year old boy, I'd go with the first one because I'm actually pretty strong, in fact, I'm actually doing one-hand push-ups while blogging this.

P.S. If you are a vampire who visited McDonald's on Sunday April 7, 2013, please tell me.

* AKA** the two front gums.***

** Also known as.

***not really.