Flash Fiction 1

I'm making Flash Fictions* in school, and I'm putting my first one up on my blog, here it is:

Everything was perfect ,but suddenly Bob snapped! Literally! Okay, it was actually metaphorically , but it was literally metaphorically!
Then, the Pillsbury Doughboy made a bunch of cookies and bribed me into putting him into the story. But I don't really like peas so the Jolly Green Giant won't bribe me into putting him into the stoty. Drat! I just put him in anyways!
Well you won't catch me putting Cap'n Crunch in the...Shoot! I just put him in!

That was my Flash Fiction, more coming soon!

Preview for next time: Canada Dry etc. got up and started to dance etc.

I will post next FF when I get a comment on this post.

*A story I have to write in 5 minutes for 5 minutes and do nothing but write, no erasing, no taking a long time to think, and I have to include a certain phrase, this phrase was "Everything was perfect, but suddenly...".

Phineas and Ferb Comic

 

I can't think of anything funny to write, so I'll just give an explanation of the comic:

Candace, from Phineas and Ferb, who tries to bust them in almost EVERY episode, is hitch-hiking, and hitch-hikers sometimes hold signs that say "To New York or BUST" or "To Minisota or BUST" if you still don't get it, try watching Phineas and Ferb, 'cause then this comic will make a lot more sense. 

St. Patrick's Day Comic

Broken mirrors, Halley's comet, walking under ladders, and boken hearts are all signs of bad luck, bad luck leads to being crushed by a satellite (or at least in cartoons) and, rather than the mascot be a lehprochan, It's a black cat.

Spring Comic

A... Oh man that is a bad font! Anyways, here's my very short explanation for this comic: A plant ( a symbol of springtime), has its own radio station, and someone with a radio station is on the air, get it?