The Adventures of Stu Pid: Stu Eats a Banana

Stu Pid was hungry, so he ate a banana, it tasted good. Stu was still hungry, so he ate another banana. Soon Stu ate all the bananas on Earth. Stu was still hungry, so he ate a banana peel, it tasted good. Stu ate another banana peel. soon Stu ate all the banana peels on Earth. He was still hungry, so he ate an entire banana tree, it tasted good. So he ate another tree. And another. Soon Stu ate all the banana trees on Earth. He was still hungry. There were no banana-related objects left on Earth. So Stu went to Mars in hopes of alien bananas. There were no bananas on Mars. Just red dust. Stu ate the red dust. It tasted good.