“It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” “It’s an alien invasion!”
screamed three men, who shall remain nameless. It was a sunny day in
California, but this story doesn’t take place In California, it takes place in
Cow-landia, a completely fictional island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean,
or maybe it’s in Africa, who knows?
“Grgskolirop!!!” screeched Bobby, the
ugliest alien in the universe, as he attacked Cow-landia with his army of
zombies. “AIIIIEEEEE!!!” screamed Joe, as his brain was
“eaten by a zombie. “Gaaaaahhh!” Gasped
Jim, as his brain was eaten by a zombie. “NOOOOOOOOoooooOoOOO!” yelled
Jason, as his computer crashed.
It was all up to the cows to save the
earth, but suddenly a pumpkin came to life and started attacking! Did he attack
the Zombies? Noooooooo. Did he attack Bobby? NOOOooooo. Did he
attack the cows? Yeeeeeessss. Through his error, he doomed all of mankind,
which were only two apocalypse survivors, Jimmy Bob Junior V, and Sam Belle
Jill Barb IV.
Suddenly! Bobby sent out his supply of stinky
pickled fish and French cheese. “Alright! Said Jimmy Bob Junior V “I’ve got
good news and bad news, the good news is, Bobby is giving us food, the bad news
is, that food is stinky pickled fish and French cheese.” “THAT’S IT” I CAN’T
TAKE IT ANYMORE!” hollered Sam Belle Jull Barb IV, as she jumped out the
window, into the streets of Zombies and aliens, and died.
Suddenly! Everyone who every lived came back
to life, which was good because mankind was saved, but bad, because the French people came back as giant
monsters made out of cement and killed everyone, including the zombies and
aliens. That is why, if you’re the
ugliest alien in the universe, and your name is Bobby, don’t release an army of
zombies on a planet with French people.
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