I'm with Cupid

For you readers who know nothing about Valentines Day or Roman mythology, I'm going to explain this comic. Cupid, the winged god of love,  who for some reason wears pink shoes in this strip, shoots arrows at people to make them fall in love, and nowadays, everyone who has a choice between a bow and arrows or a bazooka, will go with the bazooka.
If you still can't understand the comic I'd suggest you see a psychologist.